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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by BenB » Aug Sat 15, 2015 1:16 am

Searlproudbottom wrote:I like the Jungle Cruise a lot. I have come to the conclusion that its not just the joke that is entertaining but the skipper who delivers that joke. Some Skippers are much better than others. When we were there back in 2012 there was a younger female Skipper that must have worked nights as a stand up comic. She was really good and had the whole boat in stitches. Same lame jokes but what a delivery.

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Exactly. Delivery is everything, from timing to facial expression to even the tone of voice.

We've had some great skippers and some terrible skippers over the years - and they all use the same script. It just goes to show it's not what you say... it's how you say it.
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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by octoberbarry » Aug Sun 16, 2015 11:53 am

Last summer, as we pulled into the dock at the end of the ride, our skipper said, "Now here's one last joke for all you psychics out there"...

Yup that was all she said. We cracked up.

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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by Amy » Aug Sun 16, 2015 3:37 pm

octoberbarry wrote:Last summer, as we pulled into the dock at the end of the ride, our skipper said, "Now here's one last joke for all you psychics out there"...

Yup that was all she said. We cracked up.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Not heard that one before!

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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by BenB » Aug Sun 16, 2015 10:14 pm

octoberbarry wrote:Last summer, as we pulled into the dock at the end of the ride, our skipper said, "Now here's one last joke for all you psychics out there"...

Yup that was all she said. We cracked up.
This wins. It's awesome when you get a skipper like that.
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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by zhoover » Aug Mon 17, 2015 9:51 am

octoberbarry wrote:Last summer, as we pulled into the dock at the end of the ride, our skipper said, "Now here's one last joke for all you psychics out there"...

Yup that was all she said. We cracked up.
That's great! A test for any skipper is when they need to vamp while boats are backed up to unload at the dock. Once in that situation at Disneyland, I had the following exchange with our skipper:

SKP: "So, where's everyone from?"
ME: "Pennsylvania."
SKP: "I'm sorry?"
ME: "Pennsylvania."
SKP: "No, I'm just sorry."

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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by Amy » Aug Mon 17, 2015 10:47 am

zhoover wrote:
octoberbarry wrote:Last summer, as we pulled into the dock at the end of the ride, our skipper said, "Now here's one last joke for all you psychics out there"...

Yup that was all she said. We cracked up.
That's great! A test for any skipper is when they need to vamp while boats are backed up to unload at the dock. Once in that situation at Disneyland, I had the following exchange with our skipper:

SKP: "So, where's everyone from?"
ME: "Pennsylvania."
SKP: "I'm sorry?"
ME: "Pennsylvania."
SKP: "No, I'm just sorry."

Magic.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by Marty Moose » Aug Tue 25, 2015 4:15 pm

"Look at that large snake in the tree. What's it called? I can't remember. Starts with "P"......"
Some passenger usually replies "Python."
"Nope. Plastic."
"Park's closed. Moose out front should have told ya."

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Re: Jungle Cruise jokes

Post by KAJUNKING » Aug Wed 26, 2015 4:13 pm

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