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Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by joeyflds » Apr Thu 14, 2011 3:31 pm

Someone on another Disney Message Board I visit has a thread about the funniest thing at Disney you've seen or heard, its pretty entertaining.

So I figured lets give it a shot here.

Whats the funniest thing you've heard or seen while at WDW?

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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by theBIGyowski » Apr Thu 14, 2011 3:35 pm

I saw two older ladies get bombed by some sea gulls in the UK. It was pretty dang funny.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by csquare77 » Apr Thu 14, 2011 6:53 pm

At the Polynesian I watched my brother fall over a bush when he was trying to see some kid get wacked for getting into trouble.

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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by Polynesian Princess » Apr Thu 14, 2011 8:13 pm

A young girl asked her dad if Spaceship Earth was the size of Mercury. He told her no, that Mercury was much bigger. Then she said, "Well is it the size of the Earth then?!" :lol: I could tell he was embarrassed when he replied "... No, the Earth is everything you see all around you and a lot more you can't see."
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by rphillips14 » Apr Sat 16, 2011 8:28 am

I stepped on the trundle bed at our room at Port Orleans and it flew out from under my feet propelling me across the room and landing on (and destroying) our new stroller. So, being the red-neck that I am I fixed and bent it back into place but it never rolled correctly after that and was the saddest looking stroller in the stroller parking area's for the rest of the trip. My wife and kids still think that's the funniest thing they have wittnessed at Disney.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by Amy » Apr Sat 16, 2011 8:38 am

rphillips14 wrote:I stepped on the trundle bed at our room at Port Orleans and it flew out from under my feet propelling me across the room and landing on (and destroying) our new stroller. So, being the red-neck that I am I fixed and bent it back into place but it never rolled correctly after that and was the saddest looking stroller in the stroller parking area's for the rest of the trip. My wife and kids still think that's the funniest thing they have wittnessed at Disney.
That does sound pretty funny ~ I'm guessing nothing was hurt on you except your pride. At least you didn't have to worry about anyone taking your stroller by mistake!

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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by leblanan » Apr Sat 16, 2011 3:48 pm

On our last trip, we were waiting at the bus stop to go back to the resort, a young couple gets in line behind us saying nothing, after a long time, the guy finally turns to the girl and says "just so we're clear don't want me talking to you for the rest of the trip?" she didn't reply and just stared straight ahead, he just goes "ok." I can only imagine what he did, but man she was mad.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by Amy » Apr Sat 16, 2011 4:12 pm

leblanan wrote:On our last trip, we were waiting at the bus stop to go back to the resort, a young couple gets in line behind us saying nothing, after a long time, the guy finally turns to the girl and says "just so we're clear don't want me talking to you for the rest of the trip?" she didn't reply and just stared straight ahead, he just goes "ok." I can only imagine what he did, but man she was mad.
Wow! I wonder what he had done to make her that mad?! :shock: :lol:

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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by csquare77 » Apr Sun 17, 2011 12:20 pm

Another good one... I watched as my brother tried to go through a turn-style when it was locked...Hilarity ensued.

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Post by Jacca5660 » Apr Sun 17, 2011 12:30 pm

My boys and I watched Baloo walk into the mens room and we didn't say a word.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by Amy » Apr Sun 17, 2011 12:45 pm

Jacca5660 wrote:My boys and I watched Baloo walk into the mens room and we didn't say a word.
:shock: Naughty boys!! :shock:
Did she realize and come right back out?!

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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by Jacca5660 » Apr Sun 17, 2011 1:03 pm

Amy wrote:
Jacca5660 wrote:My boys and I watched Baloo walk into the mens room and we didn't say a word.
:shock: Naughty boys!! :shock:
Did she realize and come right back out?!
YES!! We couldn't stop laughing at her!!
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by leblanan » Apr Mon 18, 2011 7:38 pm

Similar story, so I'll place it here. We were at the Wilderness Lodge with a large group having dinner at the whispering canyon cafe, and one of the fathers sudden didn't feel well and ran to the restroom. We didn't see him for a quite a while and became concerned, so someone went to check the restroom and he wasn't there. When he finally came back later, it turns out in his rush, he didn't pay attention to the sign, ran right into the wrong room and into a stall. Within a few minutes, he started hearing ladies' voices in the restroom and realized his mistake. He had to keep waiting till he heard no one to try and get out again.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by MadEye » Apr Mon 18, 2011 8:16 pm

Just got home from seeing SCRE4M at AMC at DTD and in the parking lot over heard an older woman saying that they were in Marketplace because she saw a sign advertising all the sections of DTD. She was on West Side with a ton of signs stating that fact.
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Re: Funniest thing you've seen or heard at WDW

Post by jougdones » Apr Wed 20, 2011 8:44 am

I heard a little boy, couldn't be more than 3 or 4, go up to get an autograph from Pinocchio and ask if he knew where he could get Harry Potter's autograph. The funny thing was Pinocchio shrugged and the little boy walking back to his mom says, " he don't know either". We laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
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