Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

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Post by js3901 » Mar Tue 17, 2009 3:20 pm

Jacca5660 wrote:I'm paraphrasing, please do not sit on the floor and in those shorts it's not a good look.
just take a look at my signature for the full (and accurate) version of that quote:

"And please do not sit on the floor. My studies show you can't experience time travel on the floor. and it's not a pretty picture in those shorts" - The Timekeeper
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Post by MintJulepRoo » Mar Tue 17, 2009 7:22 pm

Although this attraction was gone before I ever got to ride it,
I LOVE THE SCRIPT. It's eerie, creepy and so interesting.

"Your attention please, this is the tracking procedure of an Adventure Through Innner Space...Adventurous men of science who have made this journey before you are carefully plotting every phase of this incredible journey as you shrink beyond the smallness of an atom, the smallest building block of matter...We wish you an enlightening experience for though your body will shrink, your mind will expand..."

"Suspended in the timelessness of inner space are the thought waves of my first impressions...they will be our only source of contact once you have passed beyond the limits of normal MAGNIFICATION, MAGNIfication, MAGnification, MAgnification, Magnification..."
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Post by momeja » Apr Fri 10, 2009 6:42 pm

"Is this haunted room actually stretching... or is it your imagination? (insert evil laugh here)"

Also, "Permane ses centavos por favor" (written with deepest apologies for any misspelled Spanish). I used to say that to my kids all the time in the car when they'd try to undo their seatbelts too early. Still do sometimes. It worked, though.

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Post by momeja » Apr Fri 10, 2009 6:57 pm

broncoflyer8912 wrote:The one line that always makes me laugh on Jungle Cruise:

"And now the first most dangerous animal in the jungle, his mother-in-law"

Talk about LOL, it's such a great joke!! :P
Another great JC line happens sometimes when you pass the piranhas and bones at DL: "I always wondered what happened to the Country Bear Jamboree."

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Post by stunrut » Jan Fri 01, 2010 5:03 pm

I love the Toy Story Mania line. It brings back so many memories.

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Post by MetalRage » Jan Sat 02, 2010 12:01 am

I would have to say these are my favorite lines. (in no order)

Haunted Mansion "Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host."

Pirates of the Caribbean "Dead men tell no tales"

Big Thunder Mountain "Hold on to them hats and glasses, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness"

Space Mountain "All personnel, clear the launch platform"

I'll add more as I think of em....
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by DisneySpin » Jun Fri 29, 2012 10:57 pm

So many, but in Alien Encounter, when Tim Curry would say, "Bon Voyage" in his slimy, distinctive way :lol: and his condescending use and tone for poor"Skippy".
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by figmentaholic » Jul Sun 01, 2012 6:45 pm

DisneySpin wrote:So many, but in Alien Encounter, when Tim Curry would say, "Bon Voyage" in his slimy, distinctive way :lol: and his condescending use and tone for poor"Skippy".



Ah, that is a good one...

My favorite isn't on a ride. "Por favor matengese alajados de las puertas." the please stand clear of the doors announcement on the monorail. I LOVE that and even have the T-shirt.

Also, almost any line on Journey (my hubby hates to ride it with me because I quote the whole thing)
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by Goofyfan » Jul Sun 01, 2012 7:44 pm

1. Tower of Terror
2. Haunted Mansion :D :goofy:
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by DisneyYorkie » Jul Mon 02, 2012 7:31 am

What my girls were little, we used to say "please take small children by the hair" rather than "please take small children by the hand." I'm not sure how that originally got started. Perhaps one of the girls thought that's what they were saying.

My favorite line of all time is not from a Disney ride but from my favorite show of all time: Illuminations, RoE:

"Good evening, on behalf of Walt Disney World, the place where dreams come true, we welcome all of you to Epcot and World Showcase. We've gathered here tonight, around the fire, as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us; to share the light and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one. We hope you enjoy our story tonight; Reflections of Earth." Then the gas lamps around the WSL are extinguished with a sound that resembles blowing out a candle.

Honestly, just reading the words invokes the goosebumps!
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by figmentaholic » Jul Mon 02, 2012 9:33 am

DisneyYorkie wrote:What my girls were little, we used to say "please take small children by the hair" rather than "please take small children by the hand." I'm not sure how that originally got started. Perhaps one of the girls thought that's what they were saying.

My hubby and I use to joke that year ago, especially on the monorail, it sounded like they were saying "Please take small children by the head."
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by Goofyfan » Jun Wed 18, 2014 9:00 pm

figmentaholic wrote:
DisneyYorkie wrote:What my girls were little, we used to say "please take small children by the hair" rather than "please take small children by the hand." I'm not sure how that originally got started. Perhaps one of the girls thought that's what they were saying.

My hubby and I use to joke that year ago, especially on the monorail, it sounded like they were saying "Please take small children by the head."

I Like that!! lol :D :goofy:
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by celtsfn33 » Aug Wed 06, 2014 11:12 am

I love the lines for Tower of Terror and Star Tours.

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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by Marty Moose » Oct Wed 08, 2014 11:37 am

A couple:

"It's a salute to all nations, but mostly America." Sam the Eagle at MuppetVision
"Welcome, foolish mortal" The Ghost Host at Haunted Mansion
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Re: Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

Post by cy1229 » Oct Wed 08, 2014 3:48 pm

Marty Moose wrote:A couple:

"It's a salute to all nations, but mostly America." Sam the Eagle at MuppetVision
"Welcome, foolish mortal" The Ghost Host at Haunted Mansion
And when we read them both, we heard Sam's voice and the Ghost Host's voice in our heads. :)
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